Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 28, 2016

This man will die a virgin.

There is only one alternative ; Jeremy is a complete moron or is really smart and he use a sort of tactics with women

idiot savant?

“Ya gotta let it out, Cap’t!” Let’s see if anyone recognizes that somewhat obscure song lyric.

Why bother babysitting a 65 year old man?

On the one hand, it’s a wonder Jeremy has survived thus far. On the other hand he sort of reminds me of me.

To the Jeremys of the world. May they some day stumble upon a clue, or never miss it if they don’t.

I remember my first date.

Jeremy…just go back home and pick up your brain.