Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 09, 2016

I consider Ocean Spray brand (or any brand) cranberry juice to be my wed wine.

Wait, it’s not?

Oh Lord…

I only drink for medicinal purposes only – cough, cough, hmmm

I might be getting a cold or sore throat, well, where is the bourbon???

w.c. fields carried a bottle in one pocket in case he was bitten by a snake. In his other pocket he carried a snake.

If I ate the recommended servings of fruits and vegetables, I’d never leave the bathroom!

A bountiful harvest is always a reason to celebrate.

FRUIT from vines of 50 years … like “Chateau LaTour” … does a fine wine make.

I find it hard to believe pluggers would drink wine. Now beer and whisky I could believe.

I get my daily fruit in the form of grape jelly in my pbj.

It looks like Mrs. Plugger is going to dump that salad on Mr.’s head!

Has anyone heard from beviek Lately?

You’re a REAL Plugger when the wine hurts your gut because you have acid reflux or an ulcer, or you can’t drink because its says “no drinking alcohol” on your Rx.