Either Heather is a so-so athlete, which would make her too slow to be a good receiving target, or she’s as fast as the guys on the football team, in which case she shouldn’t be a mediocre soccer player.
The best way to fight with you wife is with your hat, take it and leave….
One guy said, when you get into a hassle with your wife go out for a long walk.I did it, and hey, forty years of longs walks is great for the heart and back.
So, when Pelwecki unexpectedly is forced to play QB, does he lobby for Heather to be a WR? What do you think? The lines are now open for the next 19 hours.
She sure knows a lot about quarterbacking, but based on P1 her receiving skills are rather poor. And speaking of poor, don’t be a poor sport and refuse to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Just get on your Scoot " Motorcycle " and go for a long relaxing ride in the country, it will make everything cool and eliminate all stress. Always works for me. The wind in your face and all the enjoyment of Mother Nature’s simple pleasures will cure just about anything. The Perfect Therapy and it’s FREE !!!
Just wait….Moose will be the next HS version of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady just like the 1-armed golfer who was able to shoot tournament-ready scores after a few weeks on the range….
P-1: Heather Mandrake motions hypnotically and the ball floats motionless in the airP-2: With those size 12s, it’s hard to understand her trouble kicking the ballP-3: Heather’s subtle tribute to and flirtation with Fist Pump Man.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
way to vent one’s steam
chiphilton over 7 years ago
Either Heather is a so-so athlete, which would make her too slow to be a good receiving target, or she’s as fast as the guys on the football team, in which case she shouldn’t be a mediocre soccer player.
chiphilton over 7 years ago
She suddenly looks like True in p3.
brain Les over 7 years ago
The best way to fight with you wife is with your hat, take it and leave….
One guy said, when you get into a hassle with your wife go out for a long walk.I did it, and hey, forty years of longs walks is great for the heart and back.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Fight with your wife? What’s that? She just has to realize that I’m always right.
(yeah, in my dreams….)
Mr Reality over 7 years ago
In all reality , here’s some advice Moose, ask Heather to Homecoming right away .
bearwku82 over 7 years ago
P3- Words for Barry Bader to live by. Learn it, know it, live it.
aerilim over 7 years ago
Recent studies show that exercise with anger can lead to a heart attack..
TheBrownStarfish over 7 years ago
Are those all of the footballs Moose fumbled before finally getting a pass off in P2?
Is Heather explaining Barry Bader’s technique in P3?
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
“…make it easier for the defense to knock the ball out of your hand before you can throw it!”
James St. John Smythe over 7 years ago
So, when Pelwecki unexpectedly is forced to play QB, does he lobby for Heather to be a WR? What do you think? The lines are now open for the next 19 hours.
Mopman over 7 years ago
She sure knows a lot about quarterbacking, but based on P1 her receiving skills are rather poor. And speaking of poor, don’t be a poor sport and refuse to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Space & Kitten over 7 years ago
Just get on your Scoot " Motorcycle " and go for a long relaxing ride in the country, it will make everything cool and eliminate all stress. Always works for me. The wind in your face and all the enjoyment of Mother Nature’s simple pleasures will cure just about anything. The Perfect Therapy and it’s FREE !!!
LeePIII Premium Member over 7 years ago
call in sick for the wedding…..
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
In the first panel, Heather shows off her ability to levitate a football.
Irish53 over 7 years ago
Just wait….Moose will be the next HS version of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady just like the 1-armed golfer who was able to shoot tournament-ready scores after a few weeks on the range….
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
Weddings and the requisite reception only last a few hours at best!
The marriage, which is far more important, should last forever…
twainreader over 7 years ago
P-1: Heather Mandrake motions hypnotically and the ball floats motionless in the airP-2: With those size 12s, it’s hard to understand her trouble kicking the ballP-3: Heather’s subtle tribute to and flirtation with Fist Pump Man.
tcar-1 over 7 years ago
panel two:.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2jKeYuPvjM&feature=youtu.be&t=9m4s
Devonshade over 7 years ago
That will,…what?