Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 13, 2016

True, it all comes down to how and who asks.

Chad needs no improvement, that’s for sure.

Maura is going to be huge.

If so, he’s ready to lap it up.

Blue Nun…

Anyone else she slightly resembles Trudy?

Jackpot. Nate has a new source.

He’s like the Simon the Likable character played by the late Jack Gilford (best remembered for the Cracker Jack commercials he did in the 1960s) on a two-part, 5th-season episode of “Get Smart” (“And Baby Makes Four”).

You’ll enjoy a bowl of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar.”

Chad is finally going to realize his POWER!

What ? He did not ask for mad dog 20/20 !

No, but I do have a fine vintage Poodlepiss. You’ll love it’s bouquet and subtle nose.

sure why not….

How much does CHAD weigh?

Behold the power of Chad!

However, if Chad keeps listening to Nate, and helps write an exaggerated article about Mr. Galvin, than his whole reputation might be ruined.

I can’t believe that Nate would stoop so low. I guess that Nate has no morals.

Remember when Chad was super skinny?

Ha ha ha! She’s so fat!!!

Nate’s made kind of a name for himself here.

Nate may not be as cute as Chad, but Chad can them ladies.

Chad can successfully ask even the most sensitive questions..

geez im only 97 and im only 13

what would be the reaction if nate asked JENNY

I weigh 100 and I’m only in 4th grade. Its like I’m the mini Chester of 4th grade

shes really heavy but id say kim is like 150 lb

But again i knew a really fat girl in 3rd grade who was 140 lbs and would always carry everyone

I weigh 100 and I’m in 4th grade

112?

behold the power of Chad!

I now envy Chad.

Cool.