Monty by Jim Meddick for October 07, 2016
October 06, 2016
October 08, 2016
Transcript:
Well... I got the splinter out! Oh man! The pain was so intense I passed out near the end! I... I basically almost died! What? Seriously... I even had an out of the body experience! I was floating up above looking down... Watching the whole operation in a state of odd detachment... I don't believe you. The ceiling fan blades need a dusting by the way...
nosirrom over 7 years ago
Why are you telling EB, Monty? It would be swiffer if you did it.
Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago
I think he’s just guessing about the dust on the ceiling fans.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Went to the dentist and there was screaming coming out of one room. I mean out and out screaming. I was told that a 9 year old girl was getting her teeth cleaned. Heck, when I was her age I had filling with nothing because my dentist wouldn’t use gas and I HATE needles. Never had a problem. The good part is I don’t drool for hours after.
prince valiant Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve hadsdays like this, let alone weeks!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Big baby! You should be thanking E.B. for putting up with your infantile whining and still extracting your big bad splinter! Sheesh!