Monty by Jim Meddick for October 05, 2016

Bud Light! Don’t tell me they had torture in the Civil War, too!

Give him some rum with water and lime juice. That’ll make him GROGgy.

Don’t let him drink it. Just whack him in the head with the bottle.

He got barred for being bared.

they used to bite the bullet, but knowing Monty, he would bite too hard on the bullet and cause it to fire causing possible real damage….

I figured Monty would drink Natty Light

Some people just can’t handle the naked truth.

In boot camp (1962) I watched three medics wrestle a wimp who was screaming and crying in Pain and Agony.When finished they came out dead tired and sweating.One said he never saw anyone with a lower threshold of Pain.He had an ingrown toenail!America’s fighting forces!

That’s a real man.

Geesh! Just amputate the foot, E.B.! Here’s a cleaver, just like the ones they used in the Civil War medical tents!

(Shut up, now, Monty, or he’ll do it….)

Go to today’s Dick Tracy (Oct 5) where poster Ray Toler has posted names of top Uclick people with an address. Read the post and remember, no nasty letters as these top level people may not have been involved in the recent changes. You will need paper and stamps for THIS company contact !