Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 01, 2016

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According to the independent lemonade advisory board, my stand is the only one with A+ ratings in flavor, health and quality. The way we see it, our lemonade costs a little extra but we're the only stand that's certified to be worth the price. According to the ILab website you're a consulting partner isn't that a problem? Ha, well that's a common misconception. I mean, how is someone supposed to know how to rate a lemonade stand if she doesn't run a lemonade stand? I don't think I want to support such a system. Well, go ahead. Go have a lemonade down at Susie Baker stand. Sure, they have a D rating for not wearing two layers of latex gloves while mixing. But hey, there are cures for cholera and dysentery today. Sigh Gow much for the lemonade? $40.00 per ounce. Thanks mom!