Henry Payne for September 13, 2016

Ha ha ha ha ha……

Strange, the facts just aren’t backing this one up:http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/lists/people/comparing-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-truth-o-met/Draw harder! Make the nose bigger! Facts be damned!

When Trump sneezes, it crosses seven state lines.

“I lost hundreds of friends in the 9/11 attacks.”

No one EVER saw me at a funeral because I was very, very busy not hiring illegals. I never hire illegals.

And I saw thousands and thousands of Muslims dancing in the streets in New Jersey right after the attacks.

And I can’t release my tax returns because they’re being audited.All of them.Forever.

And I was against the invasion of Iraq before it happened. Read the magazine article that came out after the invasion proved to be a cluster.Don’t look at that Howard Stern video.It never happened.

Henry, time to think of something new……

Unfortunately, I can’t explain the nose — every test comes back “honest” and yet Henry draws you this way.

How about a dose of sodium pentothal? That might work!

If Hillary’s untruths cause her nose to grow that much, Trumplestiltskin’s nose must extend into the neighboring AREA CODE…!

GoComics, this doesn’t belong in Editorial, as it has no bearing on reality. Thank you!

a quarter of the size of Trump’s nose, and he won’t release his tax or medical records. Trump has a much bigger problem with the truth than Clinton does. His supporters just do not care.