Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 19, 2016

Is Gene going to do the Limbo?

Okay, I’ll be the first…………….Arrrrrrrrrrr (breath)rrrrrrrr.

don’t forget to join us in the 57th Pirate Parade and Ballard Skeet Shooting.That is Lingquist leading last years parade as Grand Marshall!

Who will be this year’s Grand Marshall? Find out tomorrow.(Anyone want the job?)

Shiver me timbers! It’s here again. Well Yo ho ho, I’m heading to the head and then to bed.

Pirates had all sorts of accents….. the Captains were mostly upper class, as they had the money to buy the ships.

Is this an over or under?

Vivian’s testing Gene’s mental acuity. If Gene jumps over that bar placed strategically in the doorway, he’s going to smack his head on the doorframe. Vivian can then turn to him and say Harrr! Harrr! Harrr!

Nighthawks of Cleo and Company over on Sherpa finished the logo for the side of my van.

Don’t ferget the dogs – they be wantin’ ta join the ruckus! Yarrrgh!

For you “Pirate Talkers” here’s your role model:

Personally I prefer to talk like:*

Check! (Arrrr…)

I suspect that building codes were not standardized on this at the time.

The trick is to go under…..not over.

If Gene tries to leap over, he’ll spill his coffee, to say nothing of bonking his head. Any attempt at Limbo is sure to result in a trip to the ER. I see no alternative but to go back to bed. zzzzzzzzzzzzz