The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2016
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September 22, 2016
Transcript:
Wilberforce: Why does this can of my Spaghetti Circles say, "New and Improved"? Gladys: Because they've removed the preservatives, which aren't healthy for you. Wilberforce: Shouldn't preservatives help keep you healthy?
Argythree over 7 years ago
Nope. They keep the food looking pretty even when it’s spoiled….
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago
No, son… They keep you LOOKING healthy after they have killed you. Sort of like formaldehyde.
SeaFox10 over 7 years ago
Only if you’re dead!
zippykatz over 7 years ago
No, it’s because they’ve added more water and made the can smaller. Same price, though!
angelfiredragon over 7 years ago
They’ve removed the preservatives, added water to fill to the extra space, shortened the shelf life and doubled the price to make up for all the thrown away cans that expire too fast.
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
no they have too many side affects
garysmigs over 7 years ago
It usually means they have cheapened the quality, reduced the size of the container, and raised the price. Buy all the old ones you can!