Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 28, 2016

Clearly, it’s the latter.

Maybe it was Harvey.

My favorite lines from “Harvey”:

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Dr. Chumley: Fly specks, fly specks! I’ve been spending my life among fly specks while miracles have been leaning on lampposts at 18th and Fairfax!

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Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” – she always called me Elwood – “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

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Will Aunty Acid ever be neutralized to that extent?

You need to get a new shrink, Auntie. This one has never gotten your meds right. Not even close.

I have a granny basket like that. I used it once a year at the hamfest (electronics flea mkt) every September in Belvedere IL.

And what’s up with all the loud hip-hop music at the mall?

…it was me.

Or maybe both! Good one.