The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 19, 2016
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September 20, 2016
Transcript:
I'd like some toast, but the toaster takes forever. Microwave it. Buzz ding Wow. Somebody ought to invent microwave toast. Bring the loaf. I bet we can.
Someone’s already invented microwave toast. The hospitals where I live used to use it (I don’t know if they do anymore). The bread was toasted at a central kitchen, frozen, and then trucked to local hospitals where the kitchen staff had the honour of microwaving it.
I use my microwave for some defrosting and husband used to use it to make popcorn when he could eat it.
Food made in a microwave is horrible texture, as well as too hot and then almost immediately too cooled off.
It takes less time to boil water on the stove so the only time I even use a microwave for that is in our RV as we don’t want to turn on the propane for the stove just to boil water.
Algolei over 7 years ago
Someone’s already invented microwave toast. The hospitals where I live used to use it (I don’t know if they do anymore). The bread was toasted at a central kitchen, frozen, and then trucked to local hospitals where the kitchen staff had the honour of microwaving it.
ellisaana Premium Member over 7 years ago
Microwaved bacon is better.
ellisaana Premium Member over 7 years ago
Or trout. Especially with the head and tail still on.
spazmaticcelery over 7 years ago
Hey, where’s the peer taste test of the smoothie drink?
Doctor Toon over 7 years ago
Sometimes I heat up frozen waffles in the microwave
They taste just fine, but they come out all limp like a clock in a Dali painting
Number Three over 7 years ago
I can’t live without toast.
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mafastore over 7 years ago
I use my microwave for some defrosting and husband used to use it to make popcorn when he could eat it.
Food made in a microwave is horrible texture, as well as too hot and then almost immediately too cooled off.
It takes less time to boil water on the stove so the only time I even use a microwave for that is in our RV as we don’t want to turn on the propane for the stove just to boil water.