Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 17, 2016

I guess Gary’s “funny” dreams turns Leopold’s stomach.

The hook is, these had been conjoined twins, and after 30 years they were surgically reunited, right? I mean, this is a comic strip of the weird and macabre (except for Gary, who is a suburban softie). Cheers (so to speak), Leopold….

“Neighbours? They were married.”

I dreamt that my girlfriend was screaming “I’m on fire”, so I grabbed this huge hose that just gushed and gushed until the fire went out. Then she turned into my mother and my hands fell off…

The most picturesque dream was that I was in some kind of 1930’s-1940’s era wearing a leather jacket, flight goggles, etc and a jet-pack. I was in a medium sized cave full of equipment being pursued by a hungry therapod trying to eat me. I was jumping/flying trying to escape the dinosaur and the dream ended when I made a mistake and the dino got me. The dream stopped at the chomp down.

I binge watched Dr Pol one day and that night I dreamed that someone gave me a cow which I then had to figure out how to milk.

Sometimes, if I’m dreaming as I am slowly waking up, I realize that I am dreaming and I can continue the dream, and can even change it. This is the only way I have ever had a “Lucid Dream”. It’s quite an enjoyable experience!

“Ha! It’s funny because there is literally nothing more boring than hearing about someone else’s dream! Nothing! ".I had a dream about that, here, let me tell you all about it…