Clay Bennett for September 01, 2016

BULL

Might as well aim high during the prep, and then you can dumb it down for the real thing.

The volume is the same but the baby is using far more logic…..

Let’s run the debates like those pay-per-view shows. We’d pay off at least a 16.4 billion in debt.Running the numbers: Total eligible USA voters (http://www.statisticbrain.com/voting-statistics/) 218,959,000$25.00 pay-per-view price X 218,959,000 = $5,473,975,000.00Three debates: $16,421,925,000.00

Granted, anyone is eligible to watch this. The first debate will most likely shatter all viewing records to date.

You’d be better off using a parrot. Just train it to say “wall” “huge” and “emails”

The baby is more realistic and whines less than Trump.

Too mature and articulate to stand in.

Colbert, when he’s doing his schtick, would be a good choice. Or Lewis Black. That’s the thing, will Donald grow up and act like an adult or will he stay the course? How do you prepare for a debate with a berserker?

It might work if the diaper is full.

hey dag, it don’t work that way, the trump pimps will have any access Hil people have. He’s an idiot, Tail-gunner Joe will await him DOWN BELOW, heh

@DagNabbitAs much as I’ll bet that they ask Donald easy questions he can answer, like “Tell us what you said yesterday about immigration….” Oh, wait, that would be too confusing for Donald the Crazy Duck to answer since he doesn’t ever know or care what he said previously.

Or where they don’t show how small the crowds are?In any case, 50,000 per rally, he’ll need to do a thousand rallies just to get (a losing) 50 million votes. With 68 days to go, he’d better get going. One a day won’t do it. Maybe instead of a debate, he should answer questions for eleven hours from a hostile Congressional committee…

But who will they get to stand in for Hillary, there will be press at the debate???

It means, “I wanted to bust her, but the evidence isn’t there, so I’m just going to insinuate a bunch of things and stomp off. BLAAH.”