Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 17, 2016

Great Scott!

Rick Scott!

This is the same reason I trained to be a bikini inspector

So do student trainers usually quit to become athletes?

She has a foot fetish?

To everyone who predicted that Heather was going out for football, please feel free to congratulate me on my superior prognosticating.

Usually, in my experience as a trainer either athletes who can no longer play become trainers or in my case, I was more interested in medicine instead of athletics. Lack of skill also played a part….

If she’s Picard’s assistant, can we start calling her “Number One” now?

Looks like Mr. Scott is wearing a giant diaper in P1. Or is it one of those sumo thongs? Either way, this story is taking a disturbing turn.

It would appear Heather has her sites set on bagging herself a Moose with the switch to trainer.

Oh, and Mop Man, excourage(?) in yesterday’s comments?

Well! I certainly wasn’t expecting this. Well done R & W.

By mastering The Louisiana Wrap, Heather is well on her way to a scholly.

…and that concludes the Heather Burns story. Thanks for checking in. Be sure to return here on Monday when Kaz’s starting quarterback completes more passes to his defensive backs than his wide receivers.

Ok. So she doesn’t want to be QB. Maybe we’re going to have a sexual harassment storyline? One of the players whips it out for her? Or she gives happy endings?

So before Bitsy comes back and reveals who Heather is trying to get close to, predictions? Not many candidates. It could be Picard, but that would be too creepy with him being so much older than her. And we already had a story with a student flirting with an adult employee of the school. Hmm, who was that dashing young man anyway? Odds are it has to be someone we already met, right – Moose? Otherwise there’s nothing left for him in this story, other than to sulk about not being quarterback.

She has a strong interest in longer having to shower with the team.

Maybe she doesn’t want to wrap up a football player. Maybe she plans to cut the Achilles tendons of the star players on the girls’ soccer team, so that she can take their place?

I wasn’t predicting anything, but I was hoping like heck it wasn’t going to be a girl wanting to play with the boys story………..wait a minute……..I guess it still could be that. Ah well, congtats to BitsyTwill anyway.

Her signing up as assistant trainer is just a way to get a foot in the door as a player—“training might be OK, too”—probably as a kicker, but maybe as a receiver. She could practice with Moose. But it is still not an exciting enough plot development to bring the show back—unless I also coach!

Hope everyone read Mopped Up Thorp today.

Sorry I’m late. I think this is going to be a story about Black Mail. She’s going to tape everything.MOP I think you owe a nod to Seismic 2 for #1

In all reality , when will Heather get her own fanny pack as worn by trainers

P-2: R&W use one of the oldest cliches: Heather, you need to start at the bottom and work your way up.

Is Heather into bandage or bondage?