What hurts my feelings the most? I wrote and drew this strip a couple of weeks ago, and heard on the radio this week about a woman who’s trying to gain weight- and she drinks pop-tart smoothies. I was nearly prophetic.
Pop tarts and Doritos would be nothing but crumbs. At least add some milk or yogurt. And are they regular Doritos or cool ranch? Or both? ….. ’scuze me, gotta go dig out my blender….
Decades ago, when the word ‘smoothie’ had nothing to do with food, my aunt, 5 years my senior so about 25 at the time, broke her jaw. It had to be wired shut for several weeks. A month or so into her ‘treatment’ my brother and I were headed to the local burger joint for carry out. She said, through clenched jaw, “I want a burger. And fries!”So we bought her a green chili cheeseburger and large fries, both of which she pureed in the blender and drank through a straw. Bro and I gagged at the sight but she loved it.
tahoeh2o over 7 years ago
You forgot the Mountain Dew…
gregcartoon Premium Member over 7 years ago
What hurts my feelings the most? I wrote and drew this strip a couple of weeks ago, and heard on the radio this week about a woman who’s trying to gain weight- and she drinks pop-tart smoothies. I was nearly prophetic.
Doctor Toon over 7 years ago
Years ago when I was recovering from oral surgery my niece brought me a huge cinnamon roll from a local bakery
Don’t know what she was thinking, no way I could chew the thing
We put it in the blender with milk and made a smoothie, it was pretty good
jackianne1020 over 7 years ago
Pop tarts and Doritos would be nothing but crumbs. At least add some milk or yogurt. And are they regular Doritos or cool ranch? Or both? ….. ’scuze me, gotta go dig out my blender….
ktrabbit over 7 years ago
Doritos + cold pizza + V8 = Pizza Smoothie! Might be good heated up for soup…
gordol over 7 years ago
I see Toby didn’t bother to ditry a glass.
Number Three over 7 years ago
I’ve never eaten Pop Tarts but Doritos? I love em’!
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bryan42 over 7 years ago
Decades ago, when the word ‘smoothie’ had nothing to do with food, my aunt, 5 years my senior so about 25 at the time, broke her jaw. It had to be wired shut for several weeks. A month or so into her ‘treatment’ my brother and I were headed to the local burger joint for carry out. She said, through clenched jaw, “I want a burger. And fries!”So we bought her a green chili cheeseburger and large fries, both of which she pureed in the blender and drank through a straw. Bro and I gagged at the sight but she loved it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
For added color effect, I’d be thinking along the lines of adding OJ to the pop tarts & Doritos. Eeeeuuuuucchhhh