Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 09, 2016

Two a days: Twice as many practices for Gil not to show up.

Haven’t they been banned most places anyway?

Oh good, I was afraid Art would forget to pack the giant toaster.

It looks like Milford will soon have a female place kicker.

In all reality , at this point in time does anyone care that Milford has disgruntled student athletes ? If you don’t like practicing or the coaches , quit and find something better to do.

With apologies to the Shangri-La’s, P3 has me singing, “That’s when I fell for – the Middle of the Pack.”

P1- Mysterious Mrs. Standish makes a cameo. P2- Bobby Kaz looking like he recently got out of a 55 gallon drum of crude with a tight Curly Q. GilPa dreams about warm pie and a tall lemonade.P3- Ahhh yes. New characters to greet with our heartfelt opinions. Wait! Mimi coaches Soccer in addition to Field Hockey? The Fall pool season looks glum for Pedro.

Kicks just keep getting harder to find — theme of this Endless Summer.

Of course you’re in the middle. You’re a midfielder.Well, that story was easily resolved.

and twice as many showers to hit….

P1…if True was a real college FB recruit, he would have been at WF since early June to train and get familiar with the system, not be farting around playing HS baseball.

P2: “And 10 days later…”Quick — someone check the record books! Has a story ever moved this fast (or faster) before?

P1: Are we sure the woman he’s hugging is Mrs. Standish, and not Mrs. Radley? I suspect Tru will come back to Milford and show up in the strip from time to time in the next couple of years, if they’re dating now.

@Gilfan79: Excellent

So, if you’re playing football you’re part of a team; but if you play soccer you’re a member of a pack? Another possible theme song: Werewolves of Milford.

P-2: OK, either Kaz just got back from Comicom as a huge fan of Green Arrow, or we’re going even further back in time and he thinks he’s Commando Cody.

Milford’s really short of talent this year. They’ve got a kid with scoliosis running laps while wearing a protective hellmit

Clowns (in P2) to the left of me, Jokers in the comments section below, Here I am Stuck in the middle of the pack

Has Chicago been hit by another fire?

Of course you’re in the middle of the pack. You play center midfield, so that’s your job. Duh!

P1: Is that a buggy that is being loaded up?

Tru(e) finally heading to Wake but likely not in time to make the game Saturday against Duke. Is that the mysterious Mrs. Standish in P1. I believe it was last October when she finally made it to Milford and now we finally get to see the back of her head. We hardly knew ye.

I can’t believe Gil would let his only son leave for college without even a goodbye. Oh, wait, that already happened. And it wasn’t college. And 10 years later. . .

The new girl in P3 has been at Milford for 4 years and has finally made the strip. No wonder she’s mad.

I see Kaz is wearing those goofy novelty glasses with the eyes painted on again. What a card.

P-1: We learn the difference between HS Football and Div I schools; Tru’s new backfield partner is a Hatchback.

@tcar: P-3 = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOTr04YTwE