Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 30, 2016

And don’t forget anchovies. Yeach…

Guess I’m headed for hell…. I’m vegetarian, so I get a basic cheese pizza and cover it with pineapple.

Slow raised dough, roasted pineapple, slices of anchovy, dark greens and asiago cheese fresh from the oven is amazing! There’s a reason why it’s a big sin.

I’m originally from Chicago. I never saw the item offered on a pizza menu there.

given the first two options are based on a mistaken belief in myths and mysticism and not in any kind of reality the only real sin is that pineapple on pizza thing. That’s just plain evil. Tried it once (’cause we must try everything at least once) and never repeated that mistake again!.

I grew up eating cheese and pineapple sandwiches, so I guess pineapple and cheese pizzas aren’t too far off. Just leave off the traditional pizza sauce.

I react badly to most meats on pizzas (sausage, hamburger, pepperoni, et cetera). My favorite pizza is a basic Hawaiian with added mushrooms: Canadian bacon or ham and pineapple. It’s my worst vice. Yum!

You can be forgiven if you add extra cheese and black olives.

As long as it comes with ham and bacon too, I’ll happily eat now and repent later.