Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 13, 2017

I believe those reports.

Elvis! How could you!

I didn’t see anything.

No one saw anything. No one did anything. Nothing to see. It was like that when I got here.

Sources say that reports claim that studies show that you did it.

Blame it all on ‘Happy Cat’ catfood.

It’s Breaking Fox News!, with pandering publicist lackey, Sean Spicegirl. Let’s go straight to the scene of the crime, the White House press room, where Sean is already hard at work making up excuses as he goes. Hey, Sean!: Deny everything … then apologize.

Andrew, there are plenty of places on the net for political ranting. Please don’t pollute this site.

The tail always tells.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Elvis, repeat after me, Reasonable Doubt. There are three of you there, if you all point paws at each other, the No No Spray Bottle will remain in hiding.

Nope. Didn’t see anything.

Oh my goodness, puffy tailed Elvis, with a side order of catlick on the top. No one saw anything, no ones knows anything, the thin furred line is holding…

And Pucky’s sleeping on the Big Red Couch, looking innocent. Of course, he always looks innocent, unless the food bowl is empty.

The rule in our house is: If Mom didn’t see it, it didn’t happen

we had an orange cat named OJ because if he didn’t do it – who did?

Something about that bend in the poofy tail makes Elvis look as if he’s about to disguise himself as a squirrel in an effort to escape detection…. I think the four-panel max width may have cramped Georgia’s drawing a bit on this one.

Perhaps Elvis’ secret name is “Macavity.” (Probably “Merrrcavity” is the actual spelling (T.S. Eliot’s poem)

Switch to decaf there, Elvis Dear

He is the one doing the reporting at least.

What ever it was he didn’t do it. Unless it was good, then he did it even if he didn’t do it anyway!

I think it bears repeating that this is the VERY FIRST ORIGNAL COMIC!