An old lady goes to her friend’s funeral, and afterwards approaches the funeral director. “That was a beautiful service, and I’ve decided to let you handle my funeral as well.”Funeral director, after looking her up and down “And how old are you now, Ma’am?”“I’m 108 years old.”“I see. Hardly makes sense to go home, now, does it?”
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
I didn’t even know that Biz was sick.
pelican47 over 7 years ago
Sticker shock.
tom_wright over 7 years ago
If they close the lid his beak will punch a hole in it.
Dkram over 7 years ago
But, how are they going to close the lid?.\\//_
IndyMan over 7 years ago
My question exactly—without breaking Biz’s beak ! !! !
Dennis Johns over 7 years ago
Check out the price of that thing! At those prices I can’t afford to die….
Qiset over 7 years ago
When I die at age 99, I want an angry 20 year old to yell, “so this was the sob that got my wife pregnant!”
Charlie Fogwhistle over 7 years ago
An old lady goes to her friend’s funeral, and afterwards approaches the funeral director. “That was a beautiful service, and I’ve decided to let you handle my funeral as well.”Funeral director, after looking her up and down “And how old are you now, Ma’am?”“I’m 108 years old.”“I see. Hardly makes sense to go home, now, does it?”
Numbnumb over 7 years ago
The lid won’t close. His beak is too big!
Phatts over 7 years ago
not only will the lid close, but there won’t be any pantsjust a few of the secrets of the mortuary industry
I Quit over 7 years ago
When I die, put me in a wooden box and set the box on fire.
pouncingtiger over 7 years ago
Let’s see them close the top.
lowchops over 7 years ago
If he farts in it, HE BOUGHT IT!
Nobody_Important over 7 years ago
Guessing I am the only lame one who let out a slight gasp at the first panel – so glad Biz is only testing it out.
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain
pcmcdonald over 7 years ago
They have a layaway plan.