Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 23, 2016

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Oh great, this I have to look forward to? And I would like to see some shrinking. Maybe in the tummy area? When’s that going to happen, huh?

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    Steven Wright  over 7 years ago

    That is not how he thought he was going to age, no grace no dignity. Just his body doing more weird things to him. As if it had a hidden agenda and sure enough sometimes late at night, when Elliott has problems going to sleep he swears he hears his heart and brain chuckling softly.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hey!

    This isn’t true!And we all know that we should depend on comic strips for our scientific information.

    Of course, it kinda depends on what you mean to include….if it said “body parts” there could be some basis for argument…

    But “things on the human body” is rather general.So… not even considering abnormal things growing on your body like cancers and pimples…I have to say that I would have been out of business long ago if people’s hair and nails didn’t keep growing!

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    Plods with ...™  over 7 years ago

    Tony asked … Do you have a big nose?He put it on an Avant Gauche toon tho.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Tony! Why are you NOSY!!!

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    hcarpenter1  over 7 years ago

    goodness El you sure do have some serious issues

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If Elliot thinks he’s the only normal person in the room, he’s got another thing coming.

    Only the nose nose for sure.

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    Elliot, this is your future.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Imagine yourself in a house where everything the TV says comes true. For one young boy this is about to come true as he ventures into the Twilight Zone”

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    banjinshiju  over 7 years ago

    I’ve been on this earth for over a half a century and my nose is still too small to keep my glasses from sliding down.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Not everything gets bigger as you grow older…

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    @Tony“Do you have a big nose?”

    Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee,A dinka doo.Oh, what a tune for crooning.Inka dinka doo, a dinka deeA dinka doo.It’s got the whole world spooning.

    Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are…

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    wildfiregal  over 7 years ago

    “WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, DEAR?!”

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