Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 27, 2016

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    Rats! No licorice!

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    hcarpenter1  over 7 years ago

    great, got some super flavors going on there,.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “How did you know it was licorice?”“I licked it.”

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    Toonerific  over 7 years ago

    Side effects may include spooky white hands.

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    “Swelly Belly”? I thought that was a brand of beer. Sort of a sadder Buttweiser.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Mostly just sugar, anyway…

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 7 years ago

    Hip hazard!

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    stepham  over 7 years ago

    Oh so apropros! Except, shouldn’t it be “GET YOUR OWN PAUNCH!”?

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    TIMH  over 7 years ago

    He who eats too many jelly beans farts in Technicolor.

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    rgcviper  over 7 years ago

    I just bought some jelly beans the other day, for the first time in ages.

    Better go look at that package again …

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    gmoldmule  over 7 years ago

    Kind of reminds me of the fat free gummy bears on Amazon… They cause intense intestinal discomfort. Do a search for them and read the comments. Hilarious!!!

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