Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2016

  1. Cat29
    x_Tech  almost 8 years ago

    Somebody want to get security on the horn. We got a drunk chicken over here.

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  2. Cat29
    x_Tech  almost 8 years ago

    Mooove along, nothing to see here.

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    They have to protect all the steak holders.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I smell conflict of interest…I think that security firm got picked just because the owner’s brothers are on the steering committee.Don’t tell me that’s bull.A lot of farmers have had a beef with management ever since they just charged ahead and invested Farmer’s Union money in stock options.If you ask them about it, they just stall.This convention is really kind of useless…but the union milks it for all it can get…heavy promotion has turned it into their only cash cow.

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    P51Strega  almost 8 years ago

    Organizer to security team leader: "I herd no no one gets pasture steely graze.

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    shipl14  almost 8 years ago

    Think I herd this one before

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Violators will be cowed. .(Actually, I guess that could be construed kind of nasty.)

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    ant  almost 8 years ago

    Nice drink, cock.

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