Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 08, 2016

“Go medieval” on him? What decade was this strip written?

Hope she doesn’t get Zika.

I just saw an article blurb a few days ago that mosquitos prefer blonds. And I am serious.

Does anyone remember when kids were respectful to their parents?

Laurence Fishburne was not in Pulp Fiction . He gets annoyed when people confuse him with Samuel L Jackson, who played Jules in the film. But Ving Rames was Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction , who said he was going to “get medieval…”

Reminds of a bit from the original “Mad TV” that I thought was funny. In a mash-up of “Pulp Fiction” and “Forrest Gump” called “Gump Fiction”, Gump says “Gonna have to get medieval on your butt-ocks!”

Whiny, just too whiny…

Let’s hope this doesn’t take a dark turn into Zika virus territory.

The Ripley’s comic the other day said that mosquitoes are attracted to blondes, Sweetie. Ask Mommy if you can dye your hair. I dye mine and they essentially leave me alone. Eat lots of garlic for good measure and you should be good.

My wife has the same problem. They hardly bother me.

When I lived in Maine a friend was helping me move and he was covered in bites before we were done. I only had a couple of bites.

Put a drop of WD-40 on the bites. Seriously…it neutralizes the enzyme and they will never itch again!

@JusSayin:

Sorry I keep forgetting that they look alike. Nonetheless, I still stand by what I said about the catchphrase.

I’m a mosquito magnet too. I once went to Elba Island, Italy and got 45 mosquito bites.