Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 31, 2016

repurposing

Gary is trying hard to be a good suburbanite, recycling and beautifying! Too bad Leopold is decimated the local population, so that few are left to appreciate the efforts of a Reform vampire!

Tacky. This is like taking old tires and planting flowers in them. Hmmmph.

OMG, someone do this with an oversized Optimus Prime head immediately..And while you’re at it, make the Voltron cat tower that ThinkGeek put up as an April Fools joke a couple years ago. I keep checking Instructibles, but no one seems to want to tackle it.

@xSigoff“Better to shred the tires and help to make roads.”.Last I heard, that didn’t work well.Probably because rubber still dry-rots.

(By the way, everybody kept talking about disposable diapers lasting forever, so I took a few used ones — only containing urine — and placed them around some of my chestnut trees. I figured they would keep the weeds away and the gel would absorb moisture and slowly release it back to the trees..Turned out people lied to me..The diapers disintegrated in less than two months.Live and learn.)

Gary, don’t forget to dead-head those flowers.