Lalo Alcaraz for July 19, 2016

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 8 years ago

    you have less chance to get punched in the face by a Trump supporter in San Diego.

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    Happy Two Shoes  almost 8 years ago

    All opposition has been silenced at hate fest 2016 in the predatory loans pavilion.

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    kaffekup   almost 8 years ago

    Hatefest; that’s what I call all republican conventions. The Democrats mock the republicans, but the republicans despise anyone who doesn’t buy their nonsense.

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    doverdan  almost 8 years ago

    “The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. "

    Will Rogers

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    Happy Two Shoes  almost 8 years ago

    The group Queen denounced Trump the thief for using their song We are the Champions without permission.

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    Happy Two Shoes  almost 8 years ago

    “Donald is intensely loyal,” said his third wife.

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    Happy Two Shoes  almost 8 years ago

    Trump is much more humble than anyone can understand.

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    dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I remember watching the ‘68 Democratic Convention here in downtown Chicago. I was a young woman then and thought the world was coming apart at the seams. If you had told me then the events of the last few months i don’t know that I could have stood to get here. By comparison this is surreal.

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    kaffekup   almost 8 years ago

    Or as Melancholia says, “I learned from my parents that you have to work hard as a supermodel to get what you want. Or, marry a rich man.”Although that’s probably the hardest work she’s ever done.

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    Kip W  almost 8 years ago

    We saw the million person march in Rome, when that was still newsworthy. Decided to stop following the parade when we saw all those baby-blue helmets lined up just past a sign that said “Street of Peace” in Italian. Helmets and padding are kid stuff compared to what they wear now, 14 years later. It’s like they’re wearing small automobiles.

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    alc7 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
    It would be a shame if while they are all gathered in one place a ZIKA epidemic broke out and they all had to be quarantined for a year or two. Lord hear my prayer.
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    echoraven  almost 8 years ago

    As a public service for Lalo, here is….Democrat Convention schedule11:15 AM – Free Lunch, “medical” marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms passed out for Food Stamp enrollment12:00 PM – Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants1:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN1:15 PM – Singing of ”God #$% America “, led by the Righteous Reverend Jeremiah Wright1:30 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Exalted Leader Obama.2:00 PM – Ceremonial “What’s Wrong With America” led by Michelle Obama.2:30 PM – Tips On Setting Up Your Own Money Making Foundation – Hillary Clinton 3:30 PM – “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson Seminar 4:15 PM – Hillary Clinton speaks on “Being broke and not being able to pay your mortgages” via Satellite with event attendees given autographed souvenir photographs of her dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia. 5:00 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi5:15 PM – General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the term “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “looters”5:30 PM – The Convention “Semantics Committee” will meet to redefine Radical Islamic Terror as “Random Acts of Misunderstood Islamic Exuberance” 6:30 PM – “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times 7:30 PM – Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay- Michael Moore8:00 PM – How to fix the election using weaponized federal government bureaucracies – Lois Lerner, IRS9:00 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs” – Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren10:00 PM – Group Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.10:15 PM – Tutorial on " World Class Negotiating Skills" also called “No Class Surrendering”. – John Kerry 10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of the White Flag to Russia and China. 11:00 PM – Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post, and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”, hosted by Hillary Clinton11:30 PM – “ISIS is not actually Islamic, Despite it’s Name” seminar, led by Joe Biden.12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews12:01 AM – Hillary Accepts Nomination as Queen while the Celestial Choir Sings and Bill has a “chat” with 2 Democrat interns behind the stage.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    1941gkoIt is hard to give credit, as some variations go back to Latin, but: “When a man has nothing to be proud of, he is proud of his ancestors.” The same applies to states. Or towns: Bonham and Sam Rayburn.

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