Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2016

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    Emmett Wayne  over 7 years ago

    I’ve got my eye, and eye, and eye, and eye, and eye on you.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 7 years ago

    My future in-laws didn’t need to worry when I was dating my wife. Their Great Dane would force himself between us on the couch.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    They’ve gone to seed.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    And then they danced the monster mash.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Did they search the kid, to make sure he didn’t bring an accessory not normally provided by the factory.

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    You think that’s scary, just wait till they all sprout. Nothing Stephen King could imagine. And, if he knows the rule, that’s what she’s going to look like later.

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    RabbitDad  over 7 years ago

    They’re all eyes, because he’s all hands.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Funny.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 7 years ago

    They must be the original version, where you used real spuds. The modern style has plastic figures and a limited number of holes.

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