Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 27, 2016
Transcript:
Man: This is a dart filled with a serum that will reverse the effects of being a monster. But if you can't catch her, no worries... we add a failsafe in the event she got loose... she'll explode in 24 hours. Rip Haywire: Explode!?! You, sirs, are insane! Man: Steady, Phil, you've been called worse... you worked at the DMV, remember?
Chithing Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So…that’s a win-win?
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
Ka-Cobra!
warjoski Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So much Cobra hate. Well, I’m sure if something happens to Rip’s true love, Breezy (yawn) will step in to bland the void Cobra will leave behind
NWdryad almost 8 years ago
Frankly, I’m with @warjoski. I’d take Cobra over Breezy any day. I think she’s a much better match for Rip.
But I bet Breezy would do whatever it took to keep Rip from getting that dart into Cobra if she knew about this…
Brian Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I am also a Cobra fan, especially the pre-reboot Cobra. I get reminded of that when I read the Sunday reruns.
Ken in Ohio almost 8 years ago
I don’t see Breezy as being bland – she’s a helicopter pilot, for Pete’s sake! And she would be true to Rip, not stab him in the back every chance she gets. Plus, she’s gorgeous.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 8 years ago
He once worked for the DMV? Hit um again, Rip!
eljoya almost 8 years ago
That dart gun looks an awful lot like my old drill.
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
Rip still has some sort of feelings. Wonder if Cobra will remember her life as a Monster when she is returned.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to…Bruno Zeigerts! Your second comment cracked me up!
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Makes me wonder how Irene from Accounting treated him…