Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2016
July 25, 2016
July 27, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: All right, nerd goons! How do we stop the Monster loose in the Summer Camp? Man: We have an antidote! But we've got to find a way to give it to her! Rip Haywire: Her? That monster was once a person? Man: Yes, she was a top skull agent... but lost control of an island due to a giant chicken with fists that packed a punh like extra-crispy dynamite... Rip Haywire: ULP! Was her name Cobra Carson? Man: Yes, and let me tell you, Phil here thought she was quite the looker... even before she turned into a monster.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Actually, she’s probably less dangerous this way.
stuartj12 almost 8 years ago
Don’t cure her!
Chithing Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Well this is a revoltin’ development. Although, it really brings out the true Cobra…
cdward almost 8 years ago
Ka-oops.
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
OK, I’m going back to re-read the strips of the transformed Cobra with this new information.Shouldn’t she have turned into a snake ?
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
Hmm, is this a retcon, Dan?It doesn’t appear to have any Cobra Carson attributes. ;-)She wouldn’t have cat breath, for instance. Nor would she think Rip and TNT were s’mores.
CYGNUS X1 almost 8 years ago
LOL. I’d never would have thought Cobra would be caught dead wearing a pair of Hulk pants.
CYGNUS X1 almost 8 years ago
Phil likes em big and hairy!
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
Put that monster in a black miniskirt and it’s really terrifying.
StoicLion1973 almost 8 years ago
What a twist!
NWdryad almost 8 years ago
Oh, Miss Redhead is going to LOVE this…
Gregory Hubbard almost 8 years ago
“Extra crispy dynamite”. Dan, that one floored me. Thanks.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
So I guess the transformation lessened her aggressions?
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
I should have known… The creature’s reaction to the s’mores was similar to Cobra’s reaction to KitKats (see Halloween before the Catpocalypse)…“Oooo… S’mores”“Oooo… KitKat”It’s like Pointillism. It’s an art style where all the tiny details make the big picture.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
“That monster was once a person?”Worse… That monster was once a Cobra.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Congrats to seismic-2 for winning the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL.