Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for July 20, 2016

gentlemen, might as well, open your rooms’ windows if you want cool air

Robber: “Your money or your life. [Brief Pause] Well?”Jack Benny: “I’m thinking it over!!”

when I was about 12 made my parents take me to first ‘concert’ to see Jack Benny

Thug: You’re gonna give us $10,000, or we’re gonna break both your legs.Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?

I watch Jack Benny every weekend on Antenna TV.

But what’s sad are the number of people who will read this and ask “Who’s Jack Benny?”

… and yet she has at least $1,000 to spend on a riding lawnmower which she lets Zack drive with absolutely no supervision.

Wow! I thought I was the only one here old enough to remember Jack Benny!

I don’t believe Daniel understands exactly what is meant by “comment”.

Uh oh!

Actually, it could be cheaper to run the central air compared to all the fans in the previous comic!