Man: I care about you a lot, but I think we should take things slowly. Kyle's practice sessions for his very first date takes a dramatic nosedive.
At least it’s not from Gallagher’s Watermelons. Those would be smashed
Mom, He’ll be living here a very long time.
Somewhere in here is a joke about melons.
Inject it with vodka and take it on the date.
At least he’s not going all American Pie on it.
To Mom’s horror, she began to suspect what happened to her good apple corer.
This is why we lock our doors, kids.
My mom wouldn’t let us lock our doors. Heck, she made sure our doors didn’t even lock. Plus we had to share a room, boys in one girls in the other.
he could really be on a roll with her
August 21, 2015
Jackie.Trades almost 8 years ago
At least it’s not from Gallagher’s Watermelons. Those would be smashed
jbduncan almost 8 years ago
Mom, He’ll be living here a very long time.
J Short almost 8 years ago
Somewhere in here is a joke about melons.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Inject it with vodka and take it on the date.
Partyalldatyme almost 8 years ago
At least he’s not going all American Pie on it.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
To Mom’s horror, she began to suspect what happened to her good apple corer.
xeacons almost 8 years ago
This is why we lock our doors, kids.
jaa_33 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My mom wouldn’t let us lock our doors. Heck, she made sure our doors didn’t even lock. Plus we had to share a room, boys in one girls in the other.
pattidolls almost 8 years ago
he could really be on a roll with her