Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 01, 2016

Hilarious.

Actually, last week I found a LIVE bug in my tooth brush. Good that I looked before I lathered….

good fun

Bugsodent…Crust…Insectadyne…

I found a small bug in my toothbrush once. I imagine that, to a tiny bug, the bristles are like a cozy minty oasis – the perfect place for a nap after a long hike across the bathroom counter.

I’m still stuck on, “Pants baby, PANTS!”