Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: If you are to attend Camp Shimmerhorn, there will be some paperwork you will have to fill out. Phoebe: YAY! How much paperwork? Do I get to write anything long, or just check boxes? Can I use a pen that's color other than black? Marigold: You are an unusual child. Phoebe: I've been saving this purple fountain pen for just this kind of situation.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
And it’s magical paperwork that can heal itself when a unicorn impales it.
jodudeit almost 8 years ago
A very unusual child indeed…
jodudeit almost 8 years ago
Wait, those papers were stuck on her horn, but in Pheobe’s hands, there is a distinct lack of a giant hole on them. Must be unicorn magic….
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
She’s not an unusual child, she’s just very special. Variety is the spark of life.
JusSayin almost 8 years ago
Be mysterious. Fill out your papers in invisible ink, and see if the camp is worthy of your time.
Charles Brubaker creator almost 8 years ago
Oh my god, I’m just like Phoebe. I never thought I’d say that.
Hello.hello almost 8 years ago
I have a blue fountain pen
HopeFox almost 8 years ago
That’s probably a standard feature of all unicorn paperwork, or nothing would ever get done.
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
I ask you, if there any such thing as a “usual” child?
Clearstream almost 8 years ago
I am an unusual child. I used to play bank. I would fill out money deposits and such and then run them through the paper shredder. That was when we had an office.
DDrazen almost 8 years ago
Knowing all about filling out forms is an adult-world skill not to be belittled.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Only girls have purple pens.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
…or the occasional artist type…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Good for you Phoebe.
amaneaux almost 8 years ago
Maybe Phoebe belongs at that camp after all. She seems to be taking after Twilight Sparkle.
scyphi26 almost 8 years ago
She’ll love being an adult later in life then. Seems like there’s no end to paperwork once you grow up.
dogday Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My set of multi-color gel pens is the cornerstone of my home office, and makes the household look like much more fun than it is. There’s purple, pink, lavender, sky blue, neon green….love ’em all!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
When I was a kid, we found a box of blank realtor forms in the basement of our new house. I was in heaven. I would pretend to be a realtor and would fill out pages of these forms. Hours of fun for me. My brother thought I was nuts.
Marathon Zack almost 8 years ago
I would think a purple pen would be just the thing for unicorn paperwork.