Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 26, 2016

No mean feat.Thea Alba: The Woman with Ten Brains

Bravo! What an accomplishment! We lesser folk can write (if at all) only with our hands—in fact, usually only with one of them!

Because his hands left?

Yeah? Well… what does he eat with? Potato loaded foot-in-mouth is a hot mess!!!

Dirty Boots is a song by Sonic Youth.(The lyrics you make up in your head while listening are better than the actual lyrics, so don’t look them up.)Dirty Boots is also the Fullbring power of Jackie Tristan in the Bleach anime and manga.Who write with their feet, write in shifting sand.Unless it is dirty boots on my clean floors.Then they write themselves a world of trouble.

But this is the advantage of writing with your feet.Especially in a yellow wood.Poplar is a yellow wood, and is that from which shoes are carved.

My prehensile toes are pretty much only used to pick up underwear, and sharp objects off the floor.

I can’t write with my feet, but I have been accused of thinking with my … ummm….you know.

Quite a feat.

Feets, don’t fail me now!

And at thirty frames per second, which is some pretty fancy writing.Celluloid heroes never feel any pain.And celluloid heroes never really die.

I will be humming that for the remainder of the day now occasionally bursting into song.

Feel free to join in at random.

Little Feet