Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 11, 2016
June 10, 2016
June 12, 2016
Transcript:
Teacher: Who would like to share their diorama first? Phoebe: Oo! Me me me!! Teacher: All right, Phoebe. Phoebe: It's about Horse Story...and it's a MAGIC diorama. Look, you can watch Bright Hooves jumping over the backyard fence, like in chapter three! Teacher: That horse is clearly a unicorn. Phoebe: Yeah, it was the only way Marigold would help me.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Unicorn or not, magic is still cheating.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
But this is clearly what she learned this year.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Gosh Phoebe, if that was all it took for Marigold to help her, you should have simply removed the horn on the unicorn figurine and you could have passed it as a horse.
Hello.hello almost 8 years ago
So she took my carrot idea?
ronrab almost 8 years ago
That horse rider looks suspiciously familiar, too…
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago
But what does that have to do with what you learned in school Phoebe?
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
It was the sparkles that gave it away, wasn’t it?
DDrazen almost 8 years ago
I picture her saying “neigh” in a flat voice rather than trying to imitate a horse (ick!).
kaykeyser almost 8 years ago
I like to imagine Horse Story has the same plot as Toy Story.
scyphi26 almost 8 years ago
Details, details…
Q4horse almost 8 years ago
It walks like a horse, jumps like a horse, has a beautiful tail like a horse, speaks like a horse, so it must be a horse.