Eat carbs; don’t eat carbs. Don’t eat fat; eat fat.Drink milk; don’t drink milk.Eggs will kill you; eggs are fine.Eat seitan (almost pure wheat gluten) as an ethical meat protein substitute; no no, don’t eat anything containing gluten.WILL you people PLEASE get your noses out of my food!
Last week I saw a package of (I kid you not) “Gluten Free” beef jerky. Really? Are you sure??
Give it a break, people; almost no one has gluten intolerance, and if you don’t there’s no advantage to not eating it (except to prove you’re an a-hole hipster sheep)
@Tony“Are you off carbs?”I’m a runner. I eat all the carbs and gluten I can get my hands on. (And protein. I am not one of those weird vegetarian runners)
Unless you truly have celiac disease (Symptoms include acute gut pain after eating and severe diarrhea.), going gluten free is dangerous, as there are nutrients in wheat that your body needs.
No, but I have been accused of being off my rocker…
Oh burn it down now
Yeah I guess last night I plum forgotWho’s runnin’ this show and who’s not
Oh I must’ve been off of my rockerI must’ve got some wires crossedTo come in hear claimin’that from here on outI’ma gonna be the bossOh it must’ve been me the big talkerI had a little too much of Johnny WalkerSo let’s forget about it babyI must’ve been off of my rockerYeah let’s forget about it babyI must’ve been off of my rockerOh I’m sorry about that baby
I think about Lois Lane: Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don’t know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I’m a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I’m thinking of? Wondering why you are… all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. You and I… could belong to each other. If you need a friend… I’m the one to fly to. If you need to be loved… here I am. Read my mind.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
In our “throne room” there is The New Yorker, Traditional Home Mag and Country Living. Something for me. Dale can bring in his own.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Eat carbs; don’t eat carbs. Don’t eat fat; eat fat.Drink milk; don’t drink milk.Eggs will kill you; eggs are fine.Eat seitan (almost pure wheat gluten) as an ethical meat protein substitute; no no, don’t eat anything containing gluten.WILL you people PLEASE get your noses out of my food!
Plods with ...™ almost 8 years ago
Ahem…. um have they made a no carb beer?.....Didn’t think so.
Knightman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Are you off carbs?
Naw! I eat everything thats in front of me!!!
Cozmik Cowboy almost 8 years ago
Last week I saw a package of (I kid you not) “Gluten Free” beef jerky. Really? Are you sure??
Give it a break, people; almost no one has gluten intolerance, and if you don’t there’s no advantage to not eating it (except to prove you’re an a-hole hipster sheep)
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Bring your own reading material.
Bob. almost 8 years ago
I’m off carbs. Now I’m fuel injected
Marathon Zack almost 8 years ago
@Tony“Are you off carbs?”I’m a runner. I eat all the carbs and gluten I can get my hands on. (And protein. I am not one of those weird vegetarian runners)
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
I might be off my rocker – but I’m not off carbs.
ladykat almost 8 years ago
@TonyNo, I’m not.
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
Unless you truly have celiac disease (Symptoms include acute gut pain after eating and severe diarrhea.), going gluten free is dangerous, as there are nutrients in wheat that your body needs.
Jkiss almost 8 years ago
I’m not off carbs……actually carbs are ON me.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
See my above post, but thank you for thinking of me!QOTD #2Also see my above post!
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
@Tony“Are you off carbs?”
No, but I have been accused of being off my rocker…
Oh burn it down now
Yeah I guess last night I plum forgotWho’s runnin’ this show and who’s not
Oh I must’ve been off of my rockerI must’ve got some wires crossedTo come in hear claimin’that from here on outI’ma gonna be the bossOh it must’ve been me the big talkerI had a little too much of Johnny WalkerSo let’s forget about it babyI must’ve been off of my rockerYeah let’s forget about it babyI must’ve been off of my rockerOh I’m sorry about that baby
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
What do you read (if anything) in the bathroom?
I think about Lois Lane: Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don’t know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I’m a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I’m thinking of? Wondering why you are… all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. You and I… could belong to each other. If you need a friend… I’m the one to fly to. If you need to be loved… here I am. Read my mind.