Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 21, 2016

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 8 years ago

    she’s not ready to commit to a long-term relationship

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    Kamino Neko  almost 8 years ago

    Oh, NOW you tell him to suppress his vampiric urges.

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    Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Funny! And surprising that Leopold is providing useful advice.

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    Wenthral  almost 8 years ago

    forgot to do the “Look into my eyes.” thing first..

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    ars731  almost 8 years ago

    Gary, you need to wait until the second or third date to drop the whole I want you to be my bride of darkness bomb

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    First evil iv’e seen out of Gary in a long time.

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    TheWildSow  almost 8 years ago

    Relinquish? I do not think that word means what you think it means, Gary.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    I would not choose Leopold to be my wingman in the first place. But, that said, he was probably right, this time….

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    skeletor76  almost 8 years ago

    “then make you my undead bride….for eternity” sounds pretty horrible……for the guy, yuk yuk yuk

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