My father was a paper salesman, about as glamorous as industrial solvents. But dinner with a customer always meant my mother and the customer’s wife along as well. I can never remember him entertaining just one guy, at least not for dinner. Lunch, maybe.
In all reality , You know Del our Milford method labs are running at full capacity these Milford morons can’t get enough of our product . Double our usual order !
What a salesman Del is!! He had no clue to his customer’s needs. Nice fake-out from the customer. Sad face to not needing the usual order to gotcha. Where’s the negotiation for the lower price for the double quantity?? As real as the sports story lines I guess.
Looks like ‘ol Del has a frosty mug in front of him already in P2. You can bet that ain’t root beer. And who’s selling to who hear? It appears Del is being schooled by the customer.
Del in P4, Fantastic, I’ll be in jail and my replacement will get all of the commission. Might as well have a few shots to celebrate!
P-1 is one of those quizzes for "How many mistakes can you find: 1) batter’s eyes closed; 2) wrong hand on top for gripping bat; 3) underarm stain runs the full length of her shirt; 4) her belt buckle is on her side 5)it’s a soft ball game but that’s a hard ball in: 6) a catchers mitt in softball?; 7) why is there a tarp around the backstop?; 8) the ball makes an inappropriate ethnic slur against Italians when it hits the catchers mitt. 9) subliminal sexual content implied with “High, hard one”. Can you find any more?
Is it common in high school for batting helmets to have chin straps? I’ve seen them in Little League, but I haven’t seen a high school game in decades.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
If number 7 had kept her eyes open she might have noticed the pitch was up near her shoulders.
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Tilden might be losing, but at least they get to wear softball uniforms.
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
My father was a paper salesman, about as glamorous as industrial solvents. But dinner with a customer always meant my mother and the customer’s wife along as well. I can never remember him entertaining just one guy, at least not for dinner. Lunch, maybe.
dutchpuppy almost 8 years ago
Did Boo get this batter completely twisted silly? I guess panel one shows a lefty, even thought the glove appears closer to us than the batter.
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , You know Del our Milford method labs are running at full capacity these Milford morons can’t get enough of our product . Double our usual order !
chujusmith almost 8 years ago
Industrial solvents are hot. Jim Cramer says to, “Buy, Buy, Buy.”
thejudge almost 8 years ago
Adding shifts, doubling industrial solvent orders? Thanks Obama!
SgtSaunders almost 8 years ago
Superduper. Now let’s seal the deal over multiple alcohol enhanced beverages!
BikeMike almost 8 years ago
What a salesman Del is!! He had no clue to his customer’s needs. Nice fake-out from the customer. Sad face to not needing the usual order to gotcha. Where’s the negotiation for the lower price for the double quantity?? As real as the sports story lines I guess.
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
Well good golly ole Del’s gonna go on and get pie-eyed and get hisself kilt.
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
This must be a big deal for Sen. Ted Cruz to join Del and his client for lunch.
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
P2- That expression by Delbert was made famous by Shemp Howard.
Irish53 almost 8 years ago
P1…she might actually hit the ball if she knew how to hold the bat.
flashirb almost 8 years ago
I’m afraid Del (with no willpower) will succumb to his demons and celebrate this big order with a drink or two.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Looks like ‘ol Del has a frosty mug in front of him already in P2. You can bet that ain’t root beer. And who’s selling to who hear? It appears Del is being schooled by the customer.
Del in P4, Fantastic, I’ll be in jail and my replacement will get all of the commission. Might as well have a few shots to celebrate!
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1 is one of those quizzes for "How many mistakes can you find: 1) batter’s eyes closed; 2) wrong hand on top for gripping bat; 3) underarm stain runs the full length of her shirt; 4) her belt buckle is on her side 5)it’s a soft ball game but that’s a hard ball in: 6) a catchers mitt in softball?; 7) why is there a tarp around the backstop?; 8) the ball makes an inappropriate ethnic slur against Italians when it hits the catchers mitt. 9) subliminal sexual content implied with “High, hard one”. Can you find any more?
twainreader almost 8 years ago
OOPs 10) to stifle means either to restrict their breathing or to constrain. R&W need to invest in a new Thesaurus.
wmac8898 almost 8 years ago
Is it common in high school for batting helmets to have chin straps? I’ve seen them in Little League, but I haven’t seen a high school game in decades.