Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 12, 2016
June 11, 2016
June 13, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: I watched part of a news show my mom had on...adults have really screwed things up. Unicorns should take over the world. Marigold: We have tried before. In times of old, we staged a campaign for power, without success. Unicorn: Hello. We would like to rule the world, please. We dare not lift the Shield of Boringness, or our glory would BLIND you. Unicorn 2: Trust us. We are magical. Marigold: For some reason, we are still not in charge
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
I don’t think doing some impressive magic would require lowering the sheild. The record player trick should work in that time period.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Right. World domination by means of politeness.
finkd almost 8 years ago
On a different tack : could this be family history ? Could these other two unicorns be Marigold’s parents ( Note the similarities in their various physical features. They may be a bit mixed, but it seems like each one can fit Marigold ) ?
Hello.hello almost 8 years ago
Drop the boringness shield, if they are blinded, they cant rule the world, its easy
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Exactly. If your are as magnificent as you say, it will be enough to blind them.
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
(struggles to avoid suggesting parallel to current political situation)(fails)
DDrazen almost 8 years ago
It used to be the only kind of person who could commune with a unicorn was a virgin. And I think I better stop now.
ronrab almost 8 years ago
You can tell this is the correct human to talk to because of his mighty Hat and Glorious Moustaches.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I see now.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Maybe it’s time to lift that Shield…
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
Why am I having a Pinky & the Brain moment here?
NARF!
DDrazen almost 8 years ago
I for one would welcome our unicorn overlords.