Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Thank you for returning me to my fortress cave, "The Coop." Rip Haywire: Who shot you, Bantam? Man: Skull! They've taken over the island. Kidnapped the islanders. Forced them to work in the jewel mine. And made them eat salty corn chips without margaritas and salsa. Which on this island is a cock-a-doodle don't!
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
jz27wk Premium Member about 8 years ago
When you find yourself in danger,When you’re threatened by a stranger,When it looks like you will take a lickin’,(puk, puk, puk, puk)There is someone waiting,Who will hurry up and rescue you,just Call for Super Chicken!(puk, ack!)
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Cue the chicken jokes now.
ctsignguy about 8 years ago
This whole storyline is poultry in motion…
thomasbeckwith2004 about 8 years ago
What’s the matter Rip? Afraid to help? Chicken?
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
Can anyone else hear Ray Stevens singing “Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens” while reading this strip?
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
You know Rip is going to fill in for The Bantam in this mission! Let’s see how well he “chickens out”.
Malcolm Hall about 8 years ago
This strip has jumped the pullet!