Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 20, 2016

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    David Bethke Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    What’s that stacked up next to her on (and beside) the couch?

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    patrickvincent  almost 8 years ago

    Yeah, once a year in the summer, the Phlegm Flam Man would come to town, selling snake oil, sarsaparilla for arthritis, coca for nasal decongestion, cures for hangovers, dream pills…But he was a pretty cool guy…Went by the name of Jerry…I remember Jerry. He was a good friend of mine….I never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine…Yeah, he always had some mighty fine wine.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    No one wants film on the flan.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I understand why one would wish to skip a Tupperware party. But I don’t understand the “phlegm-flam” reference.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    If your runny nose clears up you should say “mucus gracias”……

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    No, I get flim-flan, and I daresay Miss Scarlet does too… it’s the phlegm connection we don’t get.

    Is it just that he’s saying he’s ill, and fake illness is a phlegm-flam?Didn’t think of that cos I don’t assume a sick person has something respiratory.

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