Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 05, 2016
June 04, 2016
June 06, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Queen Galaxia is one of my favorite Pastel Unicorns! She rules Unicornia with an IRON HOOF. Marigold: That is unrealistic. Iron hooves have NEVER been fashionable. Unicorns would only support a leader who knew the value of HOOF POLISH. Phoebe: Politics are so superficial. Marigold: And super fabulous.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Galaxia sounds like a pretty sci-fi name for a unicorn. Yes, I know what it’s supposed to be a parody of, but that doesn’t discredit anything.
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
(sighs) WHY does EVERYONE try to turn MY favorite show into something for GIRLS??!?
(sarcasm tag, sarcasm tag, sarcasm tag, hashtagcalmdownitsajoke)
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Sheesh! Hoof Polish! What’s next? High Heel Hoof Shoes?
Robin Hislop almost 8 years ago
The traditional ‘I am NOT a crook’, pose.
ronrab almost 8 years ago
Galaxia, the princess everyone knows should REALLY be in charge. (yougoluna)
WaitingMan almost 8 years ago
Superficial swims across the Specific Lotion. Huh?
PMark almost 8 years ago
So unicorns have cloven hooves?
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
At least they’re peaceful. After applying all that polish, the last thing they’d want would be unruly chipping!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Correct you two.
roger1951 almost 8 years ago
Iron shoes are for horses NOT unicornsI do not think that they would fit on the unicorn’s cloven hoof….Closer to a goat than horse…
bookdoc123 almost 8 years ago
I LOVE panel 4! Marigold’s facial expression – and her nail polish applying technique! And 5 is cool too – the way she shows off her work…
Quabaculta almost 8 years ago
I believe Galaxia was the wonderfully ditzy ‘female’ robot in The Bicentennial Man.
knuxkid almost 8 years ago
pfft everyone knows Galaxia doesn’t rule with an iron hoof. She barely does anything at all.