Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 07, 2016

If it were two women, they could both be me.

“Susan, Before and After her Morning Coffee”Well, technically, after and before.

Check out today’s “Birdbrains” for someone who can outdo Edwin.

Edwin is about to find out that his reach is about to be out-the-door…I second, mr_sherman.

X-Tech, I left a comment for you before the turn.Beviek, ditto. ;-)And now, to bed. I haven’t been up this late in ages.

Hey, the pun just sunk in, as I was scrolling down the street…Ed…win…

Susan,I’m tired of all these Polish jokes.

Optimism will only get you so far and then Marvin there is gonna make it rain……….on Ed.

Charles has a hard time getting in the mood. Ed needs to come over and jump start him.

Larry is new to the club. He is also a slow learner.

Gosh, Dog…. sorry… I didn’t catch it either…. silly me.

It does remind me…doesn’t anybody know what ever happened to our pal Edclectic?

He’s not banned…. he just disappeared one day.

Dennis… um… huh?

Meanwhile, I did want to tell you but I never got back to it (sorry)… I think the expression you were looking for Thursday is “Na zdrowie!”

Meanwhile, Rolf is asking himself: “What is Ed selling?”

How can he say that when we are on the eve of destruction?

I could use a little of that right now.

I miss essex/mist.I know why he left.

Edwin is trying, in vain, to cheer up a lifelong Republican, and Kasich supporter, Milton Berle.

Sung to the tune of “Happy Days are Here Again”:♪♫ “Pretty soon I’m going to snap,outreach across and punch this chap.Had enough of all this singing crap,yes I know I’m going to snap!” ♪♫

The well of eternal happiness………you just want to push him back in.

Happy World Naked Gardening Day, Ballardeers !

@BeviekWhen you ate finished with the brain bleach, send some over here, please.

Glad to know you would have saved three crumbs for me, Bevirk. sniffYou are a good friend.

OMG….. I should have realised last night….

Everybody, take two or three of these, on me…chew one now, and put a couple in your pocket for later…

These, and the convenient fruit or mint flavored tablets, which dissolve slowly in your mouth, are available, of course, at my salon, at StelBel’s Canine Hotel and Antique Browser Store (SCHAABS), and at select drugstores throughout Ballard County.

I also remind you that the Tiki Bar always has Marg and Susan’s Ultra Super Strength Brain Bleach on tap…

Or talk to me about home delivery…or, as I recommend for ultimate convenience and security, about getting your very own home tap….with pipeline and plumbing to be installed by the pros from XTI.

Dennis…. LOL!!!I must have been really sleepy!

Especially since I used to like walking up my friend’s food booth at the Farmer’s Market, with the big sign that said “Polish Dogs” and asking when I could bring my dog to be polished.I never get tired of a tired joke… can’t say the same for some of my friends….

JP Steve….. sorry, your post didn’t show up when I refreshed after my last comment….

But thanks.

I think you did a very nice job on that lettering…. it looked like one woman’s hand was a bit in front of it…that’s why I had to ask whether you added it.I think the pic I used is a Dutch (?) skating team.