B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 01, 2016

Give us a brake here!

Will they be the same brake pads the tortoise uses?

Ouch

The Monday morning, late for work traffic I usually drive with.

Brake shops VERY overpriced… Quoted $1300 brakes for my Viper… We put them on for about $100.

Gosh, what for? Looks like you’re very good at stopping!

I’ve always loved B.C., and feel the original was very good…I was afraid that when it was taken over by The two new artists/writers, I’d be disappointed. But I actually feel you do a better job.

Thought it was a Looney Tunes salute.

The brake package will only slightly reduce the carnage, but not eliminate it completely. To do that you need the intelligence package and every driver must add it.

I think he needs glasses too

Insurance came onto the scene pretty quickly.

On Maui they stopped importing cars for a bunch of years. I knew someone who owned an old Pontiac (50s), that he would run into the cane or the sand on the side of the road in order to stop. He would never take the car from the flatland, that would have been suicide.

I once had an old truck that had really poor breaks, since we were going to junk it soon we didn’t bother to fix them…I could stop without needing brakes just fine…except if some arse cut me off. Then their car became my brakes, so it all worked out in the end. Well the back end of their car that is.