Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 12, 2016

I’m 24, and my big night consists of getting enough sleep to function coherently when I wake up at 4 AM for work.

I’m 68 and my big night consists of the hedonism of a scoop of real coffee in with the decaff…..

I’m so old I remember when the dead sea was only sick.

I told my dad once that he wasn’t older than dirt, but he was around when it was still shiny.

He then told me that old age and treachery beats youth and speed every time.

Bobbi, if you’re bored at 25, your expectations of Life have been ill-thought out. You are confused. Steve Dallas is confused. I suspect we are all confused….

Typical feminist: Blaming your disappointments in life with the nearest, most convenient man. Take some responsibility. Honestly … your problems are not Steve’s fault.