Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 09, 1990

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Mom: Your spice rack is so tidy! Oh, Cathy, you're in love! Cathy: What does my spice rack have to do with it? Mom: I'm your Mother, Cathy! I programmed you!! From the time you were a baby, I taught you to transfer your emotions to cupboards so that when you grew up I'd be able to know what was going on just by opening a closet door!! A tidy spice rack means new love in your heart!! Cathy: Take her home before she looks in my underwear drawer, Dad.