Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 05, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: My boss hates me, my girlfriend's on a mission that I can't take part in, and I'm playing chess! Could life get any worse? Man: Well, you could be losing at chess! Rip, I must tell you I'm a champion chess player. Rip Haywire: I didn't know that was even a thing, Doc. Man: Then how did you checkmate me in four moves!?! Rip Haywire: I haven't punched anything in like a week! All that unused energy must be going to my brain! No wonder today's Sudoku was so easy!
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
Breezy on a mission, so he isn´t getting to punch stuff … with her.
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think being the champion of the fourth grade chess club doesn’t really count.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Fool’s Mate can be achieved in two moves.
jz27wk Premium Member about 8 years ago
Wait a minute. Rip has a brain? Who knew?
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think Rip has discovered a higher level of understanding.
chaosed2 about 8 years ago
@Bobarian – Kp4, Qf3, Bc4, Qxf7 mate.
cdnalor about 8 years ago
Someone should tell his brain that it’s called “sudoku,” not “suduko.”
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
Perhaps the good professor would like to examine Rip’s brain more closely. And let’s hope he saves enough energy for whomever it is that Breezy is with. I don’t think he’ll need too much.
StoicLion1973 about 8 years ago
For all those people who think Rip’s an idiot….ka-Chess Genius. Still, it’s spelled “Sudoku”.
bartwell7 about 8 years ago
queen’s gambit 4 moves
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
I was checking out today’s Working Daze, and it says that a poll was set up to determine what to name a multi-million dollar research boat. And the winning name is……Boaty McBoatface! How about that?
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
I can’t believe I’m the first to say this……And he’s never had a lesson in his life!