Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 25, 2016

“Uh . . . how do you spell that, Captain?”

“Beam you a ‘broad,’ Cap’n? Should’a it be Yeoman Goodthighs, as usual?”

“Beam me up, Scotty,” should produce better results.

Dammit Jim, he’s only an engineer, not a mind reader!

sorry captain…I can’t get no powa!

LOL – But why is Kirk holding his communicator like a cell phone?

Of all the Star Trek incarnations only 2 people associated with the series ever actually went into space. Can you name them?

Sorry wrong on both counts.

Gene Roddenberry and James Doohan.

see today’s “Pardon My Planet”…(gotta go somewhere else to see it tho)

I drew a cartoon with this same joke for my school newspaper back in 1978.Only it was just Spock and the board materialized above his head and then knocked him out in the third panel.

Next attempt: They’ll be beamed a bored Scotty.