Buni by Ryan Pagelow for April 13, 2016

Is asparagus that potent? No wonder I never liked it as a child……

Might as well just shut that one down as a toxic waste site.

The pee of people who eat asparagus smells like asparagus. People who are asparagus must really reek.

I never thought asparagus smelled particularly bad.

Lettuce hope there’s another men’s room nearby….

Please, no more bodily emissions “jokes.”

I almost did a literal spit take. I’m glad my laptop has survived for another day.

Pagelow must just hate asparagus. It’s no worse than other green veg, odor-wise. Now, garlic and onions…

Leave it out, sometime. You’ll notice in a heartbeat what’s missing. Besides, I got my first box of “hing” through the post. It was double-wrapped, in a ziploc bag, in a sealed box—and you could smell it. It lives in the “orphan compartment” of my freezer, double-bagged.