Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 23, 2016

Watch, we told you not to eat the gum.

That cat is a rat

In that case, this electrical tape tastes stale.

That’s a sly dig at the movements of pro baseball teams.As a kid who grew up in the 50s, I can attest to the badness of the gum in baseball cards. It was lightly flavored and heavily sugared cardboard.

Bucky seems to be a compendium of all the worthless schoolboys rolled into one nasty ball of tricks, and that’s all they’ve got to show for themselves, forever…

You could drop the gum on the ground and it would shatter. Not a good sign. But some of us still ate it. Didn’t ’ya?

‘Thrillingly unique.’ Bucky is the ultimate spin doctor.

And the tape tastes better than old trading card bubble gum.

How bout a mention for the greatest bourgoisball team of all, the Stalingrad Reds.

Mmmmm, electrical tape.